@tantricHAMtrick's timeline on Twitter
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Insanity and horniness really bring out my eyes.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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whatever it is you're going through, i hope you fit.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I do yoga like I do most everything: lying in bed, thinking about it in abstractRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I tried to force a tweet and sharted :/Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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You know how you connect shit, cop style, with red string? I do that.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Now what do we talk about? I call dragons.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Being a grown up sucks pig butt. Good talk.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If I were a turtle where would I be....Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Do anything for love? I’d do anything for a life size snow man made of mashed potatoes that ejaculates gravy.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Try 2 explain Twitter 2 friend. Fact I am followed by horse, 3 dogs, cat, brown paper bag and a vegetable I don't recognise, doesn't help.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Twitter is like Ikea. You know how you got into it, but have no idea how you're going to get out.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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So it's agreed then. Static electricity is def the conduit to telepathy. Har har har. That's a good one, Kenny. Fucking spaz.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I unfollowed you because you're kind of a meanie and now I feel bad because maybe something bad happened to you and you just need some love.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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In my other world I totally understand what you just said.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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A koalacorn would be magical, all majestic eating eucalyptus and shitRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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No YOU just called the husbands cell phone to tell him he forgot his cell phone... And answered it when it rang :/Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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My martial arts style: I say a clever one-liner after every punch like they do in the action movies... I get beat up a lot.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Stick a tongue in it cuz yeeeaah... ohfuckyeeeaah! It'll never be done.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If it isn't broken, leave it alone...said by no app developer ever.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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All together and by the numbers. 1-click on a tweet. 2-click on Favorite. 3-click on Retweet, click Retweet. Very good. Now again 1-click...Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Half the bad decisions I make are just because I’m hungry, but the rest are simply normal everyday bad decisions.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'm glad we're finally turning our clocks forward. Seems that these dials have been facing the walls for like FOREVER!Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If you can't eat it or play with it.. then just pee on it.. & walk away.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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How people treat you is their karma, how you react is yours ~ Wayne Dyer♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Told the wife I'm gonna find some new pussy.She told me if I had 2 more inches of dick I WOULD find some new pussy. LOLJK! Wife&I don't talkRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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The only thing I'm hopin for this evening is to fall naked into bed and find you naked under me, stabby side up. That's it.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If there were unicorns there would most likely be a video of some sick bitch sucking the poor thing off. If they paid me enough.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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My weddin day'll be a clambake n sausagefest tweet-up. And y'all will be flown in from hell to taste the rainbow. A girl can dream, right?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Yeah, but do you German Porn love me?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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What's worse than a woman that says "Fine" when she's not? A woman who tells you exactly what's wrong...and it's you. We're that kinda funRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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i'm bored wonder what's new in the world? *googles blowjob*Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Just had the best sex I've had in over 2 years! But I am probably gonna have to throw my big ladel away now.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Be who you are & say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind ~Theodore Seuss Giesel,♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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~"Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozey, and don't be afraid to hit the ball." ~ Billie Jean KingRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Completed church training. Went through initiation rites. Baptism of jism surprised me. Not sure if I'm a deacon now or an elder.
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~ You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day. - Marian Wright Edelman ♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I would wrap my legs around your face, but I don't want to seem clingy.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Started Twit as a prayer journal then fell in love and had sex on the kitchen floor. Well played Satan. Well played.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Defend you? Pfft. Not if it'll cost me my Favstar status.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'll probably get healthy and go vegan soon, but I will always love a good sausage fest.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Got high & imagined a cartoon about a turtle with low self esteem who dressed up as a frog to be cool, but couldn't hop & learned a lesson.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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This conference call smells like confusion and fearRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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"Old Bikini Bottom. I tapped that." ~Andrew Squaredice Claypants
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Please tell me that I'm not the only one who won't deactivate my twitter because I'm not sure if twitter is moody, or if it's me.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If I fart in a tanning booth I can't hear it because of the fan... But the rest of the salon can :/ Now I know.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Cynicism is alright, but when you're so viciously bitter you rip others for their accomplishments , take a step back and look at your life..Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Not only is analogy not the study of brain farts, it isn't an obsessive-compulsive, disorderly Original Gangsta from Muskogee either.
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As my {radio edit} insisted I quit with my Fonda talk (unless it's Bridget), I walked/stumbled upon Golden Pond. Smelled like piss.
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She asked if it was time to wake up the sleeping giant. I said yes. HER: "Revolution in mind. Not your {radio edit}." I said yes.
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I don't mean to be a turkey like I got in bowling last nite, I told the judge. But, 3 strikes means 3 X's, so.. I've gotTic-Tac-Toe.
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What's the cut-off age for kids believing noises coming outta the bedroom are because their mom found religion? Asking for your mom.
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I just found out it's all the same toe, & it has nothing to do with the type of cigarette you smoke.
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I’ll never forget the night the lights went out in Georgia. That was when I lost both my lanterns. Haven’t seen them, nor her, since.
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"Experience is not what happens to a man~ Its what a man does with what happens to him." ~ Aldous Huxley ♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Keep in mind the moment you point a camera at me, I become the talent. It’s a crapshoot. That snapshot probably won’t be worth shit.
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Even I'm getting sick of my shit. Admittedly, I ate too much.
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I once knew a man who made a room out of garage doors & showed films of his wife giving him head. It was odd but the films were fairly good.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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i dreamed i smelled really good and everybody was talking about itRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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The world is not full of jerks or stupid people. However, they are strategically placed, so that you'll run across one every day.....Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Nope,I'm not married cuz I believe in preventive medicine.I'm not saying that marriage is something not wise. Science call it ignorance riskRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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And sex, give that freely too ;-)Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Kindness is free *toss* it all aroundRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Just misread "hobbies" as "boobies". Who says Twitter has no influence?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Whenever a hot co-worker or manager is introduced, I always do a "Google" search with the words "nude photos" after her name (just in case).Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It all fun and games till she whispers those three little words first thing in the morning: Where's my teef?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Slight nipple tshirt pointers, check! Slight camel toe jog pants, Check! slutty sparkling joggers eyes, check! She is off beach running.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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You ever tweet something that sounds pretty okay in your head but it comes out all "I forgot to take my psychotropic meds'' on Twitter?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Take it out, or zip it up.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Let me guess, you ain't on it? RT
@realDonaldTrump: The Time Magazine list of the 100 Most Influential People is a joke and stunt...Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand -
penises from heaven is the way horny angels say hello.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Guys. I got the shit to make friendship bracelets. You in?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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she twiddled her thumbs she cavorted with bums she thought thoughts undone she talked to shadow beings in tongues waiting on things to comeRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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You guys need to stop pretending dave matthews is good. We've let him believe it for long enough.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I dont do alot of tweets because I dont know the names of alot of thingsRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I've been feeling like someone was watching me sleep the last couple of nights. I think I just figured… http://instagram.com/p/YeD8D1vc-1/Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Duck. Duck. GOOSE! *runs around courtroom not believing only the bailiff wants to play*Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'm not last call-last chick in the bar pretty but meh, I do alright ..!..Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It’s a boob, not a clown horn…amateur.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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At 43yrs old, blasting "Mobb Deep Shook ones part 2" at 7am.. Letting my parents know shit is about to get "ugly" if I can't use the car.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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mostly I'm going back to realizing each person is doing the best they can. it feels so much better than being cynical and judging harshly.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It's better if they believe you're a total dumb ass because when they find out that you're not, you redeem yourself. We all need redemption.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I’m not sendin'sub tweets.I’m a misunderstood person,like Donald Trump.....The man just tryin'to fix a rockabilly haircut with the wrong wayRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Life Tip: Don't favor or retweet anything that comes from this or any other repressed or depressing Twitter account.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Even if you're the only one who laughs at it Twitter = drunk stupid ass fun.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Long Life, Happiness & Prosperity should be wished to people's sex life.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'm gonna go to twitter. It will make me feel better.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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~Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. Albert Einstein ♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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There are those who mock your stupidity, and those who gladly help you learn. Hats off to the kind ones!Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I don't wanna be TOO famous. Just famous enough that people start incorrectly crediting things I say to Mark Twain.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Pay no attention here. It's just us chickens.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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You are as beautiful as you make others feel.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I swear this account was like this when I found it, potential future employers.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Meh. Do it again. I wasn't watching.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Yet again, a new Pope has missed the opportunity for 6 billion people to see him do jazz-hands.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Pretty sure it's my turn to tap outRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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roses are red - violets are blue - fuck laundry.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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A one track mind with a two train heart is destined for a derailment. This shit doesn't have to make sense.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Spring: the time of year where our gloves, I mean, clothes start to come off.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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My sister just told her kids it's time for bed cause the tv is tiredRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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This guy acts like I'm perfect like I have a sunshine pussy and rainbows shooting out of my tits. He's right.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Whatever is going to happen will happen, whether we worry or not. - Ana Monnar ♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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i learned quickly that you say ok when someone asks how you are and not numbRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Hey do psychotic delusional people know they are fucked up in the head or are we supposed to retweet them?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Can't decide if I should do some quickie cards with a bunch of room keys and stickers or just write my resume on their boobs with a sharpie.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Spent most of the weekend mastering naked crab walking so I can start a new life as a Unicorn.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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..wouldn't you know it, all but one of my tweets this morning were in Ninja mode. I'll try to retweet later..Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I can't be the only one who says "your hair is everywhere" and follows with "screaming infidelities and taking its wear" every single timeRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Sometimes even being soul mates doesn't mean that you should mate...or some deep shit, whatever.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Yes, by all means, tell me how to buy followers. I'm sure it's a sound investment.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Gotta smoke up and get into scooping horse poop frame of mind.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I could delete a lot of these but then the reader wins.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'd totally stock my bathrooms with 2-ply toilet paper for most of you.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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whoever invented headphones needs to get up and go stand in front of my kid to tell her i want to have a word with herRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Hop into my Prius girl and let's paint the town. Damn I didn't mean literally hop into it, this is a tiny vehicle jesus. Now you broke it.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I won't write about my 1st swim in the sea for the season as I planned,cause I saw in many regions still snowin'& I don’wanna rain unfollowsRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Everyday I like 2learn something. 2day I learn raspberries hav small pips which get stuck between teeth. Not big day in search 4 knowledge.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I know some things. A few things. A couple. Two. Okay, one. I know one thing. Oh shit...I forgot it.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Nothing tastes as good as your shut the fuck up feels.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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roll your lunchmeats into little tunnels so i can put my cheeto in thereRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Started a Wednesday night sewing circle called "Where's my knittas at?" It's proven wildly unpopular.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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'Whiter Shade of Pale' - Annie Lennox: http://youtu.be/CJIVz9nYx7I via
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They'll take as much as you'll let them take. There's "fuck off" for everything else.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Oops, forgot to be a self-centered cunt, and ended up RTing awesome people.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Why not Atlas *Hugged*? C'mon, Rand!Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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if you love someone squeeze them so tight the grocery store manager comesRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Looking for a nice girl who wears funky clothes and can kickflip.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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But if I'd failed in my ambition to conquer strollers in downtown Toronto, I wasn't going to let a baby shielded in plastic drag me down.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Words are like currency. Value is based on the faith in the issuer.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I spend all my second chances like the tourists throwing seeds to the pigeons.(for nothing)Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Not everyone shows empathy in an attempt to seek drama. Some people genuinely care. Will you be able to know the difference?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If I could change one thing about the world it would be this lady's haircut.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Today, instead of falling asleep in a meeting, I translated the rude version of the "Addams Family" theme to Spanish & made it rhyme.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Whenever someone here says Twitter isn't "real", we consider the couples, and friendships, forged here; and realize someone is truly lonely.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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All my sappy subtweets are about Batman.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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tire swings but donuts over rivers of milk and sugar *splashin*Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Hey, tweeters with couples' avatars. You're the one on the left, right?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Angry birds has changed me forever as a person..Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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“We accept the love we think we deserve.” ― Stephen Chbosky ♥Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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This entire Fall fashion season my dogs have been wearing a custom fit semi-light but durable fur pant suitRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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This pot is so freaking killer that I forgot I was here instead of over there.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I have nothing to do today Twitter. Retweet rampage?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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a baby buggy but for rocksRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Every moment is a good moment to tweet shit.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Haven't tweeted in so long I think I'm about to take the SATs. The fate of my entire life & all of humanity rests upon this single analogy.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Thank you to anyone who doesn't start drama or belittle others here. There's enough negativity in this world already.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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The ugliest thing just happened 2me~ I looked in the mirror accidentally. I gave myself a terrible fright~ And with myself got in2 a fight.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Who wants to come and do this fucking laundry with me? I blow job.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Join twitter, tweet about your spouse, tweet about your twitter crush, live tweet your melt down, twittercide, come back as a cat.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I can tell that some of you were that kid that always got his head stuck in the arm hole of his shirt.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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it's almost like the world is trying to piss me off and one creeper is spearheading the whole operation.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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The only thing more contagious than negativity is positivity.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Pro tip: Don't ask for attention, then get it, then bitch about it.. Good talkRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If we all had someone in our lives to keep telling us, "there's nothing wrong with you," this would probably be a better world.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I would watch a movie that had Antarctica a whale a cabin and pancakes. Like they just eat pancakes all day then go look for the whale.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Peggy Hill deserves her ass kicked for even suggesting Hank ride bitch at Sturgis. Yeah I said it ..!..Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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People seriously want to make you miserable like them but you have to resist it.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Listening to someone argue with eBay is almost as effective as my campaign to make revolving doors easier to push.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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There are moments, as us educated alcoholics like to call it, moments of clarity, where we can make things in the world Allright.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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-- Do you love me? Simply choose one word - yes or no. -- Or.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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While we're on the subject what was the subject?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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For all your solutions I have a problem.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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And he shall always be known as "Bill Murray's brother." - The BibleRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I would much rather a wicked demon in my basement than to constantly be haunted by my past.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I want to have as much leisure time as someone who leaves Amazon customer ratings.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Skrillex's real name is Skrillexander.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Dear Shannen Doherty, How exactly do I earn s Culinary Arts degree online? Sincerely, vanRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If you look at gossip mags and know who the people are on the cover, YOU are the problem.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Once I tried to talk to a group of cows but they never answered my questions about climate change and who is Satan.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If our biggest Twitter downfall is speaking our mind, being too honest and real..well...fuck it. We are who we are, and okay with that fact.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I've been to a lot of places,met a lot of weird ppl & exposed myself to a lot of girls. I mean, exposed myself to a lot of different ideas.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It’s easier to love someone you don’t really know because the mind fills blanks with perfections, instead of flaws.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I have reached gibberish levelRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Those hilarious tweets some of you copy from websites are originally from here anyway, so if you need to post that shit take it to Facebook.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I learned everything I know about women from Star Trek next generation.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If we don't tweet, how are we sure we exist?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Zero star tweets for $500, Alex.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Fucking twitter. Making me laugh out loud in bed in the middle of the night. Fucking twitter.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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"Question 567: Would you describe the ensuing shit tsunami as a) pleasant b) tolerable or c) indescribably cool?"Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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My life is just one typo atfer another.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It wasn't until he saw a boat full of animals that God realized some asshole left the water running.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Sometimes we must learn to ask for what we need.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Money can't make you happy. For example, I have $53 in my bank account and I'm still miserable.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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For every Twitter account you have, you lose 100 IQ points.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I want to live in the "Hallmark Channel".Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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If I ever become disgruntled with my current employer,I'm entitled to 6 servers, 8 routers, all of the copper, & the bipolar admin assistantRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Reincarnating as an unhealthy food item would be my 1st choice because that would mean that I could go on causing problems the way I do now.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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talent overrides pretty heavy and kinda weird looking.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I'm falling asleep but I won't go to bed. It must have something to do with all of the empty stupidity I tweet that "makes people laugh".Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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the weatherman said air is sitting over Canada and rotating o_ORetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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too many thoughts in the *HeadSpace* = blankRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I want to be the reason you lose your safety deposit.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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attn radio nowhere requesting frogs overRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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I know a never ending @ when I see one.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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You can't have sex with things that don't exist. Or can you?Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It's cute how people follow me & after I follow back they unfollow. Firstly, I can count. Secondly, there are apps for that motherfuckers.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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It's better if you block. That way you get your ass out of the list too.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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Good lookings are presumed bitches until proven otherwise.Retweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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money is cool how you can just give somebody this dumb piece of paper and then they'll give you a can of beansRetweeted by Her Rabbit AladdinExpand
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